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2012 Mayan Edition Wall Calendar
I went to college and took up studying graphic design. It was during the mid to late 90′s, before everyone and their brother had a desktop computer and a laptop at their disposal. I couldn’t afford a...
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Introducing Ralph
Hi there my fellow dimwits. I wanted to take a minute to introduce my big eared, snaggletoothed, lazy-eyed, bib overall, John Deere hat wearing friend, Ralph. Ralph is my alter ego that I created...
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Photoshop Lessons: How To Make Your Very Own Christmas Card
I love Christmastime, and unless you are a commie bastard, chances are you love Christmastime, too. All the decorated houses glowing at night, Nat King Cole singing about chestnuts roasting on an open...
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Waverly And Brown DUI Billboard
Man, oh, man. I received some not-so-great news on the work front the other week. Without boring you to death with all the details, it seems it’s going to be a slow year for movie making in...
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Ten Italy Postcards
There is this saying: when the going gets tough, the tough get going. That saying could certainly be applied to my current (lack of) work situation. It’s been challenging in some ways. But...
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Photoshop Lessons – How to Photoshop Yourself In a Pop Up Tent With A...
Well, I don’t know about you dimwits, but I like wolves. Always have. In elementary school, the teachers were always going around asking questions like, “What’s your favorite color?” I’d shrug my...
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Before & Happily Ever After – Volume One
I’ve always enjoyed photography. Over the years, I’ve estimated that I’ve taken more than a hundred thousand photographs. Some of them turned out nice, but most of them leave a lot to be desired,...
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Meet Ralph
Well, you dimwits. The time has come. It’s time you meet a long lost friend of mine, a friend that began it all for me. A friend that first got me into writing over eight years ago. It’s time that...
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Facebook Odds & Ends – Volume Two
Before I got sucked into this vortex otherwise commonly referred to as WordPress, I had another outlet to post all of my madness. The other outlet was this little social network site you mighta heard...
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Facebook Odds & Ends – Volume Three
Did you ever wonder what the big deal is about the privacy issues with Facebook? I’m about to school you. This one’s for Zuckerberg, that slimy weasel. That sell out. Handing over people’s private...
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Qatar
I don’t know if you guys know this, but I’m eccentric. I wasn’t sure myself, so I looked it up. The word eccentric means: deviating from an established or usual pattern or style, and deviating from...
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104th Commemorative Post
Welp, we did it you dimwits. We reached 104 glorious posts this year. Hells bells. Time to rip open the cardboard box and break out the good stuff. Time to let the Franzia boxed wine flow like...
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A Thank You – Fabulous
Quick story for you, you dimwits. The other day, there were two kids and an older gentleman sitting on the steps. The kids were a boy about 12 and a girl about 8. The older gentleman asks me if I’m...
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Ten Seconds
Above is a photo of me standing in an open, golden field, holding a floor mop like a scarecrow, wearing a white headband, my mom’s stylish Wal-Mart sunglasses, with one of my all time favorite Vin...
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2012 Mayan Edition Wall Calendar
I went to college and took up studying graphic design. It was during the mid to late 90′s, before everyone and their brother had a desktop computer and a laptop at their disposal. I couldn’t afford a...
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Introducing Ralph
Hi there my fellow dimwits. I wanted to take a minute to introduce my big eared, snaggletoothed, lazy-eyed, bib overall, John Deere hat wearing friend, Ralph. Ralph is my alter ego that I created...
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Photoshop Lessons: How To Make Your Very Own Christmas Card
I love Christmastime, and unless you are a commie bastard, chances are you love Christmastime, too. All the decorated houses glowing at night, Nat King Cole singing about chestnuts roasting on an open...
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Angels in the Moonlight
Choo-choo. I beg a thousand pardons you dimwits. I’m a little late boarding the whole Valentine’s Day googly gaga (omigosh, grody, like totally gag me with a spoon) rushin’, racin’, zoomin’, boomin’,...
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